Happy 20th Birthday to our 'Bro' Dante...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
and HAPPY HALLOWEEN too...
Trick or Treat...
Friday, October 30, 2009
Sky Juice
Its gonna rain soon
GOD is going to give us free sky juice,
Feel the sky juice and release your sadness,
It takes us to heaven and we leave our fear,
No more rain, no more pain.
Just another day.
By, HZW @ Mika722
GOD is going to give us free sky juice,
Feel the sky juice and release your sadness,
It takes us to heaven and we leave our fear,
No more rain, no more pain.
Just another day.
By, HZW @ Mika722
Thursday, October 22, 2009
A New Hope
You are the Sun which shines upon me
You are the light which shines within me.
Your smile shed away my fear
Your happiness brings me new hope.
You are the light which shines within me.
Your smile shed away my fear
Your happiness brings me new hope.
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Got this horoscope thingy from my sister... its kinda accurate though...
ARIES MAN
He always let other people walk in front of him, but he will get there
first. He is a very careful guy and small obstacles won't make him fall
easily even he thinks life is a very serious matter. He is as romantic as
any other Zodiac. He could look gentle, but inside he is as strong as steel.
Once he determine to do something, he is serious about doing it well. He
will keep any pressure or insult deep down inside without showing emotion.
You will never see his emotion of burden or disappointment and always wonder
what he thinks or feels. He will well kept his feeling.
You will never see a guy in this Zodiac involving in other people business.
He always concern with his own business. Sometimes he can be talkative, but
he will never give anyone advice if he has not been asked. If you ask for
advice, he will certainly give you one. He respects elderly and senior, so
you will see he is the type who visit his parents steadily or often.
He is a slightly shy but also a stubborn person. He will find many ways to
make you happy when you are with him, till you realize he is the important
person for you. Once he is in the 'Power Position', he will use his power
gently. He is a good leader and 'Gentleness' is one of his effective method
for exploiting his power. It is although he is borne to be a leader. He
never hide his ambition, and he is a workaholic. he will not take any
position that he has no control. He will work very hard to reach his goal
and satisfaction.
Compliment from his boss or superior are never enough for him, he want his
deserved reward. His deep insecurity make him reach and collecting valuable
things, and this you may think he is stingy. Actually he could easily
spending money to buy things, traveling or pay for things that makes him
happy and he think necessary for his need. He care what other people think
of him and want to get good comments or compliments.
Outside he looks like stone and steel, but inside he is a fragile person. He
will hide and cover up weak emotion and his sadness in order to maintain and
keep up his 'Image'. One method of cover up you could easily notice is
suddenly if he is quiet, cold, or act very strong or very secure. Often, he
feels insecure, even he is serious about his life and his own surrounding.
This is the man who never hurry to get marry, so hardly sit back and regret
about his marriage later. If he gets marry, he need to be very certain and
very sure. It will take a long time for such decision, so if you tell him
that you are 'breaking up' , you better forget him for good because he will
never coming back.
He always keep his promise. If he said he will meet you in your place in 2
hours then he will be there, unless there is a serious accident or
unavoidable things happen. He hate people who is late for date or any
appointment.
He like to think woman should be a follower and take care of family and
working is a man duty. He does not like to compete with his girl friend or
his wife at work because competition already exist with himself and other
people. He will be very proud if he can afford and care for his family. Do
not try to over power him or insult him, he can not stand it. He likes to be
in control of every things, every situations.
He like a 'Classy Woman' ,if she also comes from a good family then it is a
Plus. It will make him feel proud and very ego about her status. Flashy type
of woman , forget it. He like a perfect or a nearly perfect housewife. He
tend to be possessive. He will not tell you if he is mad at you, but will
act very moody to show you instead.
He like to hear sweet word and compliment so you can get his interest that
way. If he approaches you to ask you out, do not act too stubborn or fooling
around too much. He will get tired and just disappear. He has to feel
confident when he is around you, so knowing this fact you should know what
to do, right!
If you want him, you have to make him feel like he is the most important
person for you. He likes a kind hearted woman , polite and can get along
with his family. When he feels sad, do not leave him alone, but be very
supportive. Kind words and your smile will win him over, so this strong man
will be like a chicken in your palm.
He always let other people walk in front of him, but he will get there
first. He is a very careful guy and small obstacles won't make him fall
easily even he thinks life is a very serious matter. He is as romantic as
any other Zodiac. He could look gentle, but inside he is as strong as steel.
Once he determine to do something, he is serious about doing it well. He
will keep any pressure or insult deep down inside without showing emotion.
You will never see his emotion of burden or disappointment and always wonder
what he thinks or feels. He will well kept his feeling.
You will never see a guy in this Zodiac involving in other people business.
He always concern with his own business. Sometimes he can be talkative, but
he will never give anyone advice if he has not been asked. If you ask for
advice, he will certainly give you one. He respects elderly and senior, so
you will see he is the type who visit his parents steadily or often.
He is a slightly shy but also a stubborn person. He will find many ways to
make you happy when you are with him, till you realize he is the important
person for you. Once he is in the 'Power Position', he will use his power
gently. He is a good leader and 'Gentleness' is one of his effective method
for exploiting his power. It is although he is borne to be a leader. He
never hide his ambition, and he is a workaholic. he will not take any
position that he has no control. He will work very hard to reach his goal
and satisfaction.
Compliment from his boss or superior are never enough for him, he want his
deserved reward. His deep insecurity make him reach and collecting valuable
things, and this you may think he is stingy. Actually he could easily
spending money to buy things, traveling or pay for things that makes him
happy and he think necessary for his need. He care what other people think
of him and want to get good comments or compliments.
Outside he looks like stone and steel, but inside he is a fragile person. He
will hide and cover up weak emotion and his sadness in order to maintain and
keep up his 'Image'. One method of cover up you could easily notice is
suddenly if he is quiet, cold, or act very strong or very secure. Often, he
feels insecure, even he is serious about his life and his own surrounding.
This is the man who never hurry to get marry, so hardly sit back and regret
about his marriage later. If he gets marry, he need to be very certain and
very sure. It will take a long time for such decision, so if you tell him
that you are 'breaking up' , you better forget him for good because he will
never coming back.
He always keep his promise. If he said he will meet you in your place in 2
hours then he will be there, unless there is a serious accident or
unavoidable things happen. He hate people who is late for date or any
appointment.
He like to think woman should be a follower and take care of family and
working is a man duty. He does not like to compete with his girl friend or
his wife at work because competition already exist with himself and other
people. He will be very proud if he can afford and care for his family. Do
not try to over power him or insult him, he can not stand it. He likes to be
in control of every things, every situations.
He like a 'Classy Woman' ,if she also comes from a good family then it is a
Plus. It will make him feel proud and very ego about her status. Flashy type
of woman , forget it. He like a perfect or a nearly perfect housewife. He
tend to be possessive. He will not tell you if he is mad at you, but will
act very moody to show you instead.
He like to hear sweet word and compliment so you can get his interest that
way. If he approaches you to ask you out, do not act too stubborn or fooling
around too much. He will get tired and just disappear. He has to feel
confident when he is around you, so knowing this fact you should know what
to do, right!
If you want him, you have to make him feel like he is the most important
person for you. He likes a kind hearted woman , polite and can get along
with his family. When he feels sad, do not leave him alone, but be very
supportive. Kind words and your smile will win him over, so this strong man
will be like a chicken in your palm.
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Direct Translations
When, 啊瓜 = Agua = transexuals; then
西瓜 = Western agua
南瓜 = Southern agua
青瓜 = Green agua = the Hulk after sex change
冬瓜 = Winter agua
苦瓜 = Bitter agua
木瓜 = Wooden agua
傻瓜 = Crazy agua
蜜瓜 = Honey/sweet agua
老黄瓜 = Old perverted agua
黄西瓜 = Perverted western agua
the above translations were done with the help of Dante, Stippie and Brian during linguistics tutorial on 12/03/09...
Part II
Common swearings:
What the hell = 什么地狱
Oh shit = 噢狗屎
Shit you = 狗屎你
F**k = 他妈的
What the f**k = 什么他妈的
Son of a b***h = 母狗的儿子
西瓜 = Western agua
南瓜 = Southern agua
青瓜 = Green agua = the Hulk after sex change
冬瓜 = Winter agua
苦瓜 = Bitter agua
木瓜 = Wooden agua
傻瓜 = Crazy agua
蜜瓜 = Honey/sweet agua
老黄瓜 = Old perverted agua
黄西瓜 = Perverted western agua
the above translations were done with the help of Dante, Stippie and Brian during linguistics tutorial on 12/03/09...
Part II
Common swearings:
What the hell = 什么地狱
Oh shit = 噢狗屎
Shit you = 狗屎你
F**k = 他妈的
What the f**k = 什么他妈的
Son of a b***h = 母狗的儿子
Saturday, February 21, 2009
What does my birthday mean?
According to a facebook application, it says:
You can trust your sixth sense. Life is exciting so routine job is not your interest. You have great ideas and fantastic imagination. You often feel tired of things and people around you. Your Love, You can tell what's in the mind of another person just from looking into his/her eyes. You are paranoid and jealous and these are the cause of fights between you and your lover. Sometimes the thing you believe in is just your imagination.
You can trust your sixth sense. Life is exciting so routine job is not your interest. You have great ideas and fantastic imagination. You often feel tired of things and people around you. Your Love, You can tell what's in the mind of another person just from looking into his/her eyes. You are paranoid and jealous and these are the cause of fights between you and your lover. Sometimes the thing you believe in is just your imagination.
Friday, February 6, 2009
I miss you
For sometime I have been searching
And thinking of you in a distance
When you are close to me
I feel relaxed and comfortable
I feel happy
And the best is seeing your warm smile.
Now that I am far
I am starting to feel something
Inside that I could not express
My heart fills with worry
When i do not chat with you
As if the gap between us had enlarged.
Everyday in my sleep
I will think and dream
About you
About our happy memories together
And about your warm smile
That brought joy and laughter to others.
It bothers me everyday
As we are far apart
I am sorry
I might not make it for Valentines
And with words coming out from the depths of my heart
Telling you that I love you
And I miss you very much.
And thinking of you in a distance
When you are close to me
I feel relaxed and comfortable
I feel happy
And the best is seeing your warm smile.
Now that I am far
I am starting to feel something
Inside that I could not express
My heart fills with worry
When i do not chat with you
As if the gap between us had enlarged.
Everyday in my sleep
I will think and dream
About you
About our happy memories together
And about your warm smile
That brought joy and laughter to others.
It bothers me everyday
As we are far apart
I am sorry
I might not make it for Valentines
And with words coming out from the depths of my heart
Telling you that I love you
And I miss you very much.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Singapore Jokes
Teacher: Ah Kau, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ah Kau: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ah Kau: You don't know my father la!
Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But but but....I will only get my report card tomorrow ???
Mother: I know that, but I'm going to Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you now.
Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how I know the right answer la ???
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No la, mine is undying love only !!!
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: Same as me la.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He only became a father when I born la !!!
Teacher: Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No la, teacher. It's the same dog!
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I tell you she's no good!
Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore , Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me la....
A boy came home from school with his exam results.
' What did you get?' asked his father.
' My marks are under water,' said the boy.
' What do you mean 'under water'?'
' They are all below 'C' (sea) level.'
Ah Kau: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ah Kau: You don't know my father la!
Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But but but....I will only get my report card tomorrow ???
Mother: I know that, but I'm going to Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you now.
Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how I know the right answer la ???
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No la, mine is undying love only !!!
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: Same as me la.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He only became a father when I born la !!!
Teacher: Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No la, teacher. It's the same dog!
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I tell you she's no good!
Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore , Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me la....
A boy came home from school with his exam results.
' What did you get?' asked his father.
' My marks are under water,' said the boy.
' What do you mean 'under water'?'
' They are all below 'C' (sea) level.'
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
randomness
first day of class was not so boring as i am very interested in da subject... Gale became our class rep... Brian met my cousin sister... shin hui joined taekwando... our 5.30pm class was cancelled... we had dinner at mamak again... I am going to ipoh on Sunday... And, I really miss her very much...
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